Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Late Sunday evening, I arrived home from work. Exhausted from the long day, I went inside and poured myself a big glass of ice cold water. I was so thristy I could not even wait for the long seconds for the glass to fill up. Once it was full I slammed the water off and drank the liquid as fast as I could. The cold, intense sensation chilled my entire mouth and down through my body. I felt a feeling of comfort as the cool water ran down my into my stomach. The entire glass was gone before I knew it but I was still thirsty. My instincts were to drink more water so I filled the glass up again and immediatly drank the glass dry. I began to regret my last decision. I started to feel sick. My stomach felt like it was being stretched. I went to lie down on the couch to try to remedy the pain. My stomach started to make funny noises then all of the sudden the couch vibrated. I instantly felt better and I soon realized, it was only a fart.